{"product_id":"gn-yellow-bitcoin-pet-bed","title":"Meme Yellow: Bitcoin Pet Bed","description":"\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eForget counting sheep—your dog’s about to count Bitcoin with the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGN Yellow Pet Bed\u003c\/strong\u003e! This hilarious and comfy masterpiece lets your furry friend curl up next to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYELLOW\u003c\/strong\u003e, the iconic puppet celebrity who’s breaking Bitcoin X one meme at a time. Yes, your dog gets to sleep with YELLOW—don’t worry, he’s a perfect gentleman.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eCrafted for coziness and a side of humor, this bed is perfect for naps, dreams of mooning Bitcoin, and barking at fiat systems in their sleep. Pair it with the YELLOW pajamas or blanket (because why stop at the bed?) for a home that screams, \"We’re Bitcoiners, and yes, the dog is in on it too.\"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-rte-list=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eYour dog deserves to wake up next to YELLOW—don’t we all?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eStylish and cozy for your pet’s lounging pleasure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"preFade fadeIn\"\u003eComplements the YELLOW collection for Bitcoin-themed home decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% Polyester print area\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% Cotton underside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShape retaining insert\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor indoor use only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: Pre-constructed item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize variance: 28\" × 18\" +\/- 2\"; 40\" × 30\" +\/- 2\"; 50\" × 40\" +\/- 2.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e28\" × 18\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e40\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e17.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEU representative\u003c\/b\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct information\u003c\/b\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/b\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Insert may be dry cleaned\/spot cleaned\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Orange Habit","offers":[{"title":"Blue \/ 28\" x 18\"","offer_id":52365409714547,"sku":"27410128631915115609","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 40\" x 30\"","offer_id":52365409747315,"sku":"31528073776771970679","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 50\" x 40\"","offer_id":52365409780083,"sku":"86658411623725048692","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/8986\/5075\/files\/meme-yellow-pet-bed-maison-toshi-28-x-18-51662860058995.jpg?v=1755707490","url":"https:\/\/svrnsociety.com\/products\/gn-yellow-bitcoin-pet-bed","provider":"SVRN Society ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}