Another day, another Bitcoin Treasury. PAPER BITCOIN CORP. is our tongue-in-cheek tribute to the parade of corporate entities stacking sats (and headlines) like it's a revolutionary act. Foam-front, maxi-approved, and laced with just enough satire to spark nods from plebs who understand the difference between holding keys... and holding press conferences.
Wear it ironically. Or not. Either way, you’re signaling fluency in Bitcoin and bull**** detection.
Materials
• 100% polyester front and mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Orange Habit and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Michigan, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
24 - 26 |
6 |
3 |
8 ⅝ |
