Reel in the sovereignty with a popular trend for 2025 - Sardines (yup)
This premium tee features our exclusive Satoshi’s Sardines can design on the front—vintage-style and dripping with orange pleb power. On the back, a stoic fisherman (rumored to be Satoshi himself) casts his line, sardine can bait in tow, as his loyal orange-pilled pup keeps watch. A ripple in the water forms a subtle ₿—because you already know what he’s fishing for.
Since 2009. Always fresh. Never fiat.
Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Designed with durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Made from a comfortable, medium-weight 100% ring-spun US cotton fabric.
- Garment-dyed for a soft, unique texture and appearance.
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures consistent sizing after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
