The Satoshi Smiles Embroidered Bitcoin Hoodie isn’t just another hoodie—it’s one of the comfiest in your rotation. Cut with clean lines and detailed with minimalist embroidery, it offers both designer edge and lived-in ease.
Built for Bitcoiners who understand signal over noise, this piece balances everyday comfort with subtle sovereignty. Whether layered at a conference or worn on repeat at home, it’s the hoodie that fits, feels right, and signals quietly.
Smile like Satoshi—comfortably.
• 100% cotton face
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd² (305.15 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 x 1 rib at cuffs and waistband
• Jersey-lined hood with sewn eyelets
• Pouch pocket
• Matching drawstrings
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
20 |
34 ½ |
| M |
29 |
22 |
35 ½ |
| L |
30 |
24 |
36 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
26 |
37 ½ |
| 2XL |
32 |
27 |
38 ½ |
| 3XL |
22 |
28 |
39 ½ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
50.8 |
87.6 |
| M |
73.7 |
55.9 |
90.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
61 |
92.7 |
| XL |
78.7 |
66 |
95.3 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
68.6 |
97.8 |
| 3XL |
55.9 |
71.1 |
100.3 |