Don't Tread On Me: Unisex Shorts

Blend In. Stack Sats. Stand Out.

The Bitcoin Camo Unisex Shorts bring tactical aesthetics to the sound money movement. An all-over Bitcoin Camo print on a four-way stretch athletic short that's built for runs, swims, gym sessions, or just living your most sovereign life. Lightweight, fast-drying, and equipped with pockets — because a pleb is always prepared.

• All-over Bitcoin Camo print
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying — doubles as a swim short
• UPF 50+ sun protection
• Elastic waistband with flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex | Fabric weight: 5.13 oz./yd.² (174 g/m²)
• Unisex fit — XS through 3XL

Fix the money. Wear the camo. Move freely.

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