Elon said it. We stitched it.
When Elon Musk posted “Fiat is hopeless,” Bitcoiners felt seen — and memed. This hat was born the next day: a wearable nod to truth, freedom, and financial exit.
This foam trucker hat features:
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A clean, satirical front design: cartoon dog, fiat bills flying, and an orange ₿ balloon
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Bold “Fiat is Hopeless” lettering in the spirit of meme-fueled monetary rebellion
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Classic mesh back + adjustable snap
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Lightweight foam front for breathable comfort
You don’t need to be a billionaire to know fiat’s broken. Just a Bitcoiner with a clue — and a great hat.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Orange Habit and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Michigan, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
24 - 26 |
6 |
3 |
8 ⅝ |
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A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
61-66 |
15.2 |
7.6 |
21.8 |
