Satoshi Smiles: Unisex Bitcoin Shorts

Smile like you know the truth. These Satoshi Smiles short shorts by SVRN_T were made for sovereign souls who run, swim, lounge—or meme—with purpose. Whether you’re stacking sats or soaking up sun, these are built to move with you. Soft, quick-drying, and cheeky in all the right ways, they feature the signature smiley face with Bitcoin “B's” for eyes.

Features:
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex

Lightweight, breathable, and quick-drying

Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber

UPF50+ protection for sunny days

Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring

Mesh side pockets

2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam

Athletic unisex cut

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.

Size guide