Smile like you know the truth.
These Satoshi Smiles short shorts by SVRN_T were made for sovereign souls who run, swim, lounge—or meme—with purpose. Whether you’re stacking sats or soaking up sun, these are built to move with you. Soft, quick-drying, and cheeky in all the right ways, they feature the signature smiley face with Bitcoin “B's” for eyes.
Features:
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Lightweight, breathable, and quick-drying
Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber
UPF50+ protection for sunny days
Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
Mesh side pockets
2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
Athletic unisex cut
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron the design.
• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 91% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
*Please note: For orders shipped to the US, you may need to pay import duties or taxes before receiving your package if your item ships from overseas. These fees are not included in the item price and will be your responsibility to pay.
Size guide
| |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| XS |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| XS |
76 |
94 |
| S |
80 |
98 |
| M |
84 |
102 |
| L |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
116 |
134 |
