Bitcoin 'B': Hooded Sherpa Bitcoin Blanket

Wrap yourself in cozy sovereignty with The B Hooded Sherpa Fleece Blanket, because even Bitcoiners need a little downtime between HODLing and orange-pilling. This oversized, hooded masterpiece is perfect for marathon node sessions, re-reading the Bitcoin whitepaper for the 37th time, or just staying warm while waiting for fiat to collapse.

At 70.5" x 52", it's big enough to keep you snug and subtle enough to make your house guests do a double-take: “Wait… is that a Bitcoin thing?” You’ll smile, sip your coffee, and say, “You’re not ready for this conversation.” Cozy up, stack sats, and let your blanket do the soft signaling.

.: 100% polyester
.: One size: 70.5″ x 52″ (179.07cm x 132.08cm)
.: Cream-colored sherpa fleece hood

Care instructions: Do not dry clean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)